Meal Minimalist Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- just make it a TWO-bean salad.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

High Tech/Low Tech.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'