Meal Minimalist Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- just make it a TWO-bean salad.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"My compliments to the can opener."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'