Menu Minimalist Gifts

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"So you only do dog or partridge."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'Boil in the bag or microwaved?'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Looks like we found the issue."

LAY ZEE FUK

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Soup of the month.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'