Menu Minimalist T-Shirts

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"So you only do dog or partridge."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Boil in the bag or microwaved?'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Looks like we found the issue."

LAY ZEE FUK

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Soup of the month.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

All Natural Nothing

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"