Meal Prep Minimalist Gifts

'When it comes to food shopping, he has a 'can do' attitude; it's in a can - it'll do.'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

All Natural Nothing

Horn of Leftovers

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"My compliments to the can opener."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

A spider meal prepping

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'They use paper plates.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'I warned you...I can only cook two dishes: beef stroganoff and cheese cake.'

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

Anatomy of a freezer drawer