Breakfast Minimalist Gifts

Mrs. Coffee

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Soup of the month.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

All Natural Nothing

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Non-Power Breakfast

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!