Gardening Minimalist Gifts

'Low maintenance gardening'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Not to mention the park view."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

'He took a fetching class.'

The Farmer Sutra.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Sock Abduction

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Dun Decking

Hipster Yard

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Genetically Modified Apples

"So your argument is that a virtual reality headset showing an image of a mown lawn is cheaper than buying a lawnmower."

Hat Swap

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Bonsai Gardener

"What if I called the three outfits that fit me a 'capsule wardrobe'."

Bonsai Redwood Tree

Doubts Watering Knots