Miniature Garden Enthusiast Gifts

Bonsai Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Lawnmower

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"They're class action figures."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Spring in Japan.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

Bonsai Exhibit

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."