Miniature Garden Artist Gifts

Spring in Japan.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Bonsai Exhibit

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Garden Variety Irish

'Frank! It's Back!!

Gastro Gnomes

Redneck Lawn Art

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Hedge trimming.

Bonsai trees.

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Model Shop

Bonsai Gardener