Minimalist Gardening Gifts

'Low maintenance gardening'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Less is more.

Hydroponic Gardening

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I suppose, you being a cartoonist, vertical gardening is just another way to get column inches."

Too much packaging

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Minimalist Painter.

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."