Vegetable Minimalist T-Shirts

"Don't forget your five a day."

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

Pickled beets.

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"It's not you. It's pea."