Vegetable Skeptic Gifts

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'Oh, come on, Mr. Edwards...the Brussels sprouts aren't THAT bad.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Well, if you really want me to eat my vegetables why can't you make them taste like chocolate?"

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Lets go file a lawsuit about Brussels sprouts! (Published originally on March 24, 2014.)

"I Hate Salad."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Advocado

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Please don't kill me."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Runner Bean...

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Artichoking victim

Free salad bar.

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Pickled beets.

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's not you. It's pea."