Cereal Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a gift for the cereal skeptic? Explore our collection of playful and amusing items that poke fun at breakfast habits. Whether it's for a friend who questions their morning meal or someone who loves quirky humor, our products add a fun twist to their breakfast routine. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique attitude towards cereal and breakfast time.

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'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.' mockup

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

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"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?" mockup

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on." mockup

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

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German Expressionist Breakfast

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'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.' mockup

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...' mockup

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

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"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner." mockup

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

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'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.' mockup

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

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Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

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"Please don't kill me."

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'." mockup

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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Power breakfast.

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'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!' mockup

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

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'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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Gullib-Os

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It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired. mockup

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

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'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.' mockup

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.' mockup

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

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"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!" mockup

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

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'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.' mockup

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

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Mom bought the wrong flakes

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Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment. mockup

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

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"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food." mockup

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

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Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers. mockup

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

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"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts." mockup

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

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'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!' mockup

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

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'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.' mockup

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

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'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!' mockup

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"I go soggy in the bath."

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'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.' mockup

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

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Cereal Skeptic Gifts Collection

Cereal Skeptic Mugs

Discover more amusing mugs for cereal skeptics—perfect for morning coffee with a side of humor.

Cereal Skeptic Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty cereal skepticism designs to add personality to any home decor.

Cereal Skeptic Prints

Browse vibrant prints that capture the spirit of breakfast rebellion and make a statement in any room.

Cereal Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our fun collection of t-shirts that let cereal skeptics wear their humor loud and proud.