Veggie Skeptic Gifts

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'Eating celery burns more calories than not eating it. Throwing the horrible stuff away burns even more.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'Broccoli is biodegradable if you want to throw mine away.'

'If God had meant for me to eat Brussels sprouts, He would've put me in Belgium.'

"Why would you have a potato famine when you could have a broccoli famine?"

Kevin began to suspect that his Mother was colourblind.

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'