Vegetable Skeptic Pillows

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'Oh, come on, Mr. Edwards...the Brussels sprouts aren't THAT bad.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Well, if you really want me to eat my vegetables why can't you make them taste like chocolate?"

"I Hate Salad."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Advocado

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Please don't kill me."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Free salad bar.

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Pickled beets.

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"It's not you. It's pea."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!