Vegetable Skeptics Pillows

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'I'm glad I'm a carnivore: Nobody forces me to eat my vegetables...'

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Free salad bar.

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Eat your vegetables

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'You wish, Timmy.'