Vegetable Skeptics Mugs

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'I'm glad I'm a carnivore: Nobody forces me to eat my vegetables...'

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Free salad bar.

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

Eat your vegetables

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'