Vegetable Wrangler Gifts

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

New Guy.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Going to the pub with kids...

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Leaf rake - wider than space

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."