Vegetable Voyager Gifts

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Advocado

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Macho Vegetarian

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Wine is plant-based food."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Pickled beets.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"It's not you. It's pea."