Vegetable Voyager Gifts

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Advocado

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

Artichoking victim

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Pickled beets.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'