Vegetarian Voyagers Gifts

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Macho Vegetarian

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Your life is in great danger...

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Vegicurious

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"I'm in the mood for meat."

'The flowers look good.'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"I'll have the vegan."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I've gone vegan."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'