Veganomics Voyager Gifts

Vegan Burgers. We're expanding output, but you created confusion by telling customers that we're "beefing up" production.

vaccine wars.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

Disease Management

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

A giant glass of red wine

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Sputnik V

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Ted Hughes

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Volcanic ash...

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

An Appreciation

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

If poets wrote road signs.

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Virtual Babe

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Apple Vision Pro

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'