Vegetable Humor Lover T-Shirts

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Eye Bank.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Woolly tofu.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

An Artichoke choking on some food

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

Tofu bi-products.