Fruit Whisperer T-Shirts

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

The Busy Gardener

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Local Knowledge

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ice fisher.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"River well stocked this year."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

An old man growing berries

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove