Fruit Whisperer Pillows

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

The Busy Gardener

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Local Knowledge

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ice fisher.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

"River well stocked this year."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Botany Baby!

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'