Food Whisperer Pillows

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Will My Kid Eat This?

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man fishing with large bait

Critisize your weight.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Reverse psychology

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish