Watermelon Whisperer T-Shirts

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Busy Gardener

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Local Knowledge

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Bite out of fishing pier.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You lifted your head.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Gardener

Allotment

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Ice fisher.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"River well stocked this year."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

An old man growing berries

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'