Watermelon Wizard T-Shirts

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"We have a favor to ask."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Dog Walker

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Johann Strauss II

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

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