Flower Wizard T-Shirts

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

So Close..

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

D.I.Y

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."