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'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

D.I.Y

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'