Flower Expert T-Shirts

'Do you know why everyone likes spring flowering Narcissus?'

The Blue Palo Verde

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'Did you know the famous Fleur-De-Lis is a stylized Iris?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

The Joshua Tree

Ocotillo

The Pinon Pine

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Labor Day Flowers

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Dog in Daisys