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Do something for the environment.

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

Botany Baby!

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys