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So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Botany Baby!

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Frog flirting.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"