Watermelon Lover T-Shirts

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"Just be yourself."

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Leak in the fish tank.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'll have the usual."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

When life gives you lemons...

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'