Watermelon Lovers T-Shirts

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Plum jam...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Banana Smoothie

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"We have a favor to ask."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

'Nana!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Are they fresh?'