Watermelon Lover Pillows

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"Just be yourself."

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Ball as water-melon.

Leak in the fish tank.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'll have the usual."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

When life gives you lemons...

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."