Watermelon Wizard Prints

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Portfolio, 2011

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"We have a favor to ask."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Dog Walker

'Boat Launch'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Johann Strauss II

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"My husband makes this wine."