Brand Explorer Gifts

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Girl in cow onesie.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Western Outfitters.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Wine of the Day Club

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Fashion Mistake.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"