Brand Explorer Gifts

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Western Outfitters.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Wine of the Day Club

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Fashion Mistake.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"My husband's in advertising."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'