Deception Analyst Pillows

"Forgive me Father, I lied on my 'reason for unsubscribing.'"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Love at First Sight

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Turtle Hat

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Defence Cutbacks.

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

Sportswasher's

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

The Generals medals

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"It's a setup."

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

General's Coin Toss

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'How's World War 3 coming along, Timpson?'