Deception Enthusiasts Pillows

Liar's Club - dues reduced 80%.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Turtle Hat

Changing Minds

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Conspiracy Theory Books

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'What went particularly well?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

The Magicians' Union...

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."