Deception Enthusiasts Mugs

Liar's Club - dues reduced 80%.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Changing Minds

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Conspiracy Cat

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

World Financial Mafia

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Conspiracy Theory Books

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'What went particularly well?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

The Magicians' Union...

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."