Deception Enthusiast Mugs

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

The life of penguins.

"You must have the wrong address."

Taking the bait.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Conspiracy Cat

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

World Financial Mafia

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"It's a setup."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'What went particularly well?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"