Deceptive Appearances Aficionado Mugs

"Her name's Snuggles."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

The life of penguins.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

A Masked Ball

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Robots in disguise.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Dog with chew toy.

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"That won't fool any hunters."

How to wear a false moustache.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

Tree Camouflage

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

'Where's Beiber?'

Superman's alter-alter egos

'You are my best work.'

'Ok, who threw that?'