Appearance Aficionado Mugs

'You are my best work.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

New Suit.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror