Appearance Aficionado Mugs

'You are my best work.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

A Macaroni in 1772

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'