Deceptive Appearances Aficionado Gifts

"Her name's Snuggles."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

The life of penguins.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

A Masked Ball

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Robots in disguise.

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Dog with chew toy.

"Sorry, I don't work here."

How to wear a false moustache.

Tree Camouflage

"That won't fool any hunters."

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

Superman's alter-alter egos

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

'You are my best work.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

"Do you have any idea what you've done?"