Cover-up Detective Mugs

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"So that's where you were last night."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"It's a setup."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"See...polystyrene!"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

Federal witness protection agency.