Urban Detective Pillows

Fake beggar.

"Apparently, our self-driving car is angry. It sent me a text saying it got tired of looking for a parking spot, so it went home."

A boy acting suspiciously

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Domestic Spying Drones

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

The world of surveillance.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Excessive Paperwork

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'You're an inspector now?'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'From up here they look like us.'