Urban Myth Detective Pillows

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I miscounted."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'You're an inspector now?'

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'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

BIG HOOF

Abominable Snow Dog.

Meter Maid

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.