Urban Myth Detective Pillows

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'You're an inspector now?'

"I miscounted."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

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If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

BIG HOOF

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Meter Maid

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.