Urban Myths Pillows

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"If I keep pressing this button the elevator will go faster."

Lost Crocodile

"It's sure good to get out of the sewers on a beautiful day like today."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Hey sweety! I just found out that the myth about men with big feet is not true at all!"

"I miscounted."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I don't believe in you!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Giant slug attacks a city

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Meter Maid