Urban Myths Pillows

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"If I keep pressing this button the elevator will go faster."

Neighborhood Sasquatch. Neighborhood Watch.

Lost Crocodile

"It's sure good to get out of the sewers on a beautiful day like today."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Hey sweety! I just found out that the myth about men with big feet is not true at all!"

"I miscounted."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I don't believe in you!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."