Believers In Urban Myths Pillows

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Football Delivery

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I miscounted."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

The Cosmology of Timmy

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

BIG HOOF

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Meter Maid

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'