Believers In Urban Myths Mugs

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Football Delivery

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"I miscounted."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

The Cosmology of Timmy

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Meter Maid

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

BIG HOOF

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'