Urban Myth Maker Pillows

'If you're going to keep reminding them how you used to ride on the main thoroughfare without a helmet, at least make it sound like you regret it.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"I miscounted."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

BIG HOOF

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

Meter Maid

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Cow falls from the sky and lands on a car.