Urban Myth Maker Pillows

'If you're going to keep reminding them how you used to ride on the main thoroughfare without a helmet, at least make it sound like you regret it.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I miscounted."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

BIG HOOF

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Abominable Snow Dog.

Meter Maid

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."