Urban Legends Pillows

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

"He thinks the lamp shop is three blocks down on the left. Wasn't sure what time it closes."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'A crocodile loose in Bristol? I think people ought to get their eyes tested!'

Abominable Snow Dog.

BIG HOOF

No Cow Tipping

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'Sometimes humans get flushed sewers... and grow to enormous size.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

Rat in a soda bottle.

When Urban Legends Move to the Country

People who bought into this....Also bought into this.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Romulus and Remus

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Suburban Legend

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A sure sign of rain

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."