Sippy Cup Fan Prints

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Running out of Gas.

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Flatware Follies.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Sausage

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

Blues Nite Pub

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

Chicken Soup

Barista

If the dragon was romantic.

Come in here if you don't like....

Sod off Home Hour

"Sippy cup holders!"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

'I am on a holiday from hell.'